I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, a crowbar is the best thing to have in a Zombie Apocalypse. Not only can you open and barricade doors with it its always ready to use unlike a gun which you have to get bullets for. If you swing it fast enough and you could probably take a zombies head clean off, even if you’re just pushing through a crowd of them you could push them down with it. It’s just the best thing.
one time i asked a girl i really liked if i could borrow a pencil and she said yes and smiled and gave it to me and i said “aw yas ya fuckn stallion” like i actually said that to a person
Dude I just realized all the things I have to look forward to like my first piercing and my first tattoo and my first real job and my first serious boyfriend and my first New Years kiss and my first love and my future friends and the first few times I have sex and college and my first legal drink and don’t kill yourself because you have so much to look forward to and life is great
If I’m staring at your mouth it either means I want to kiss you or I want to get you a toothbrush
remember kids, there’s a big fucking difference between being anti-war and being anti-soldier